Entries Tagged as ‘nutty girl’

January 3, 2008

Not a Lisa Simpson

Woman attempts to get pregnant by inmate sperm by smuggling seaman and “artificially inseminating” using a baby eyedropper .

Loveline. 10.07.2003 Ben Stein as guest. Adam Coralla and Dr. Drew, co-hosts to the national radio talk show, speaks to Lisa. Lisa, age 30 inquiries about when she can conceive. She wants a child with her [...]

January 3, 2008

Crush

“For a man, a platonic friend is a woman you was trying to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the ‘friend-zone’. Oh no! I’m in the friend-zone!”–Chris Rock

A lot of men have been here, at least once. You go out with your best friend to dinner. She’s upset about her lame boyfriend for some reason. After a good amount of eating, laughing, and paying, you end up at your house where she gives you a giant hug, a kiss on the cheek, and lovely goodbye. “Thanks, you’re my best friend. There’s no one else who would understand.” During this ritual, again, you find yourself yelling inside your head, “Kiss her, you puss!” But you don’t. Instead you see her walking to her car, shutting the door, and driving to the guy she’s seeing. Good guy: 0 Bad boy: 1….